Canadian Made. Internationally Recognized.

About

Monster Muffin Clothing was born in 2004 and has been emerging from the underground fashion scene ever since.

Designer Lori Peltonen aka Monster Muffin aka Muffin aka Muffy.......started the first collection immediately after graduating from Fashion Design at George Brown College in Toronto. The original line was alternative street wear and lots and lots of custom made clothing. A few years later roller derby was introduced to her and she fell in love not only with the sport but the people as well. After a few months of getting to know more about this incredible sport she joined the Renegade Derby Dames in Alliston, Ontario. Today she skates with Team Ontario and Toronto Roller Derby All-Stars - CN Power.

Today Monster Muffin can be found across Canada, the United States, the Milky Way and beyond....shipping can get expensive for those intergalactic locations.

Meet the Monster Muffin Team:

Muffin: Designer, Owner, Boss Lady, Comic Relief. Her "about" is above so really here are just some fun pictures.

Scandal Navian: Head seamstress, pretty much Muffin's right hand (although she's left handed). She too skates with Toronto Roller Derby's Chicks Ahoy! Scandal has been skating since 2013 and has been with us here at Monster Muffin since 2014. Her favorite colour is brown and she loves robots.

Boxcar: Seamstress in training and master of all things web developing. Not like this was planned but she too skates for Toronto Roller Derby's Chicks Ahoy! and also ToRD's All-Stars, Team Ontario and TEAM CANADA!! Boxcar has been with us since 2016 and we love her. Her favorite colour is royal blue and she loves kittens.

Photo credit Neil Gunner

 

And the team we all skate on together, because working together just isn't enough.

The Chicks Ahoy!
Photo credit: Ashlea Wessel
Muffin: bottom left.....lifting a 100lb weight. And Scandal Navian (middle row far left)  Boxcar missed picture day.
Honorable Mentions
It takes a lot to run a business. People come and go but the impact and influences they had on Monster Muffin remain. I'd like to give special shout-outs to Ashley Zaba and Natasha Smith. Thank you for your hard work, passion and drive to help get Monster Muffin where it is today. You will forever be part of who we are.
Size Chart

Womens

XXS XS SMALL MEDIUM LARGE XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
BUST 31" 33" 35" 37" 40" 43" 46" 49" 52"
WAIST 21" 23" 25" 27" 30" 33" 36" 39" 42"
HIPS 33" 35" 37" 39" 42" 45" 48" 51" 54"

 

Mens

SMALL MEDIUM LARGE XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
CHEST 37" 39" 41" 44" 47" 50" 53"
WAIST 31" 33" 35" 38" 41" 46" 51"
HIPS 38" 40" 42" 45" 48" 51" 54"

 

How To Measure

Bust / Chest

Wrap measuring tape under your arms, across the fullest part of your chest or bust. Make sure measuring tape is parallel to the floor with arms at your sides. It may be easier to have someone assist you.

Waist

Wrap measuring tape around the smallest part of your waist, usually 1" to 2" above belly button.

Hips

Wrap measuring tape around the fullest part of you hips.

Fit Options 

Want your jersey customized to fit you better? We offer three fit options: regular, relaxed, and box fit. These are illustrated below.

 Fit Guide

'Lay Flat' Measuring

An alternate method of finding your size is the 'lay flat' method. This can be done by laying a piece of clothing flat, and taking the measurements as shown below.

Womens

XXS XS SMALL MEDIUM LARGE XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
BUST (1/2 body) 13" 14" 15" 16" 17.5" 19" 20.5" 22" 23.5"
WAIST (1/2 body) 11.5" 12.5" 13.5" 14.5" 16" 17.5" 19" 20.5" 22"
HEM (1/2 body) 14.5" 15.5" 16.5" 17.5" 19" 21" 22.5" 24" 25.5"

 

Mens

SMALL MEDIUM LARGE XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
CHEST (1/2 body) 18.25" 19.75" 21.25" 22.75" 24.25" 25.75" 27.25"
JERSEY LENGTH (back) 31" 33" 35" 38" 41" 46" 51"
HEM (1/2 body) 38" 40" 42" 45" 48" 51" 54"
SLEEVE LENGTH 38" 40" 42" 45" 48" 51" 54"

 

Please note that this is an alternate method of getting your preferred jersey size, and not required unless necessary.

Uniform orders, please contact us to order a sample size run for your team to ensure the perfect fit.